IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE
LOOK AT HIS ARMS
LOOK AT HIS FACE
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
RIP Captain Jack Black; 2010-2013
harry is basically an oversized seven year old boy with the heart of a 90 year old man and the sex appeal of a calvin klein model.
OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY
so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)
AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED
i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???
and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”
it was the most confusing point of my drunk life
roses are dead
violets are dead
i am a terrible gardener
@Harry_Styles: Verona. I love you.
Where did people think Miley went when Hannah had a tour?